Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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