ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
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dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
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i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
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