i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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