Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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