Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
I need to wash the frat house off of me
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
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