Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
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