i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
My wife caught me jerking off, I had to tell her I was thinking bout her
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
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