Dual....:-)
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
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