I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
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i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
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..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
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