I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
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Some one left their pants in the elevator.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
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He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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