Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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