Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
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