Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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