Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
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It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
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He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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