I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
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