What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
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