I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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