Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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