He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Just wrote the directions to get to the girls house im hooking up with on the back of my marriage certificate. Officially worst husband ever.
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
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He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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