you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
Realized I'm still to drunk to comprehend work emails. Marked them all as unread. Here's to responsible hang overs.
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Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
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There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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