he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
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