wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
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I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
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He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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