my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
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she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
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I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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