If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
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is wine microwaveable?
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
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And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
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