We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
Your penis caused this!
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
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