She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
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please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
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You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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