# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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