yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
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Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
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I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
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