I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
a search helicopter?!
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
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