trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
Can I color on your dick again?
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
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