Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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