There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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