I'm drive I can fine osifer
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
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