just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
my boobs are a 3G dead zone. as soon as i take my phone out of my bra, it has a signal again.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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