They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
you mean i was at the winter classic?
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
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