Just sold all of my pants in order to buy tonight's whiskey. Goodbye, high functioning alcoholism. Hello, Dad.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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