I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
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Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
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I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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