Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
Dude, my ex girlfriend showed up, bought me a tequila shot, made out with me and then disappeared into the night. Then her current girlfriend saw, so she came over and slapped me and then I made out with her too
This was before halftime
I RUINED A LESBIAN RELATIONSHIP BEFORE HALFTIME
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
send nudes
from the living room?
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