it was like his penis was on wheels.
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
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We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
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Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
as a side note pls kill me
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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