I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
I have surprise drugs for everyone
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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