My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
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so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
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I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
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