Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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