K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
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