Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
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