Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
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