So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
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