Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
Randomize
