it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
Damn victory sex feels great
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
All I want is dick and wine.
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