Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
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i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
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You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
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