girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
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