Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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