He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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