Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
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I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
I Just paid off the bartender to help me convince this chic my roommate's gay. This is the best cockblock ever.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
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the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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