I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
where are you?
Hypothermia
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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