I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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