The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
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