i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
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My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
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I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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